I was talking on the phone to my Mom the other night. She lives across the street, but I still call her on the phone a couple of times a day. I was telling her, I’m just not happy with how long it is taking us to do lessons each day. None of the kids have complained, they seem okay with it, but I sure do feel like six hours is too much.
“What is taking so long?” asks Mom. She is forever interested in Home School and asks all the right questions. It’s a mom thing I’m sure.
I give her the rundown on “the list” that includes oh eleven subjects, two of which, French and Art, I still have not begun. Even though, I didn’t realize this before I spoke, I began telling her how I thought Language, which includes Grammar and Writing, was particularly time consuming this year.
I seem to always have a problem with Language, I guess it’s the English teacher in me being critical.
“I never needed to know (she means in her adult life) how to diagram sentences,” says Mom. And she goes on to tell me how the Nuns ( she went to Catholic School all twelve years) taught Grammar. It seems Sister Mary Ellen broke her nose the year my Mom learned diagramming sentences. Sister did not want anyone to look at her face so she stood behind her students, teaching the back of their heads. Dad, who went to the same school as Mom, knocked over the Infant of Prague Statue and was kicked out of school that year. I digress, though love these stories and thought you might too.
I surprise myself and go into this kind of “in Defense of Grammar” speech.
“Oh, I know,” I say, “but it’s so much more than, can you identify the helping verb and the state of being verb from the real verb. They are learning how to put more interesting sentences together. They are seeing that you can put the verb phrase first in the sentence and you can have compound verb phrases separated by commas or connected with the word “and”. They are learning how to follow directions and … ” I go on and on.
In reflection I think are the children really learning all that? or am I ?
You see I have to diagram all their sentences to grade their work since I didn’t want to spend twenty-five dollars a teacher’s manual.
What can Mom say? I mean here I was, making a case for all this studying of Language. She suggested I alternate subjects, you know don’t do every subject on my eleven point list each day. Good advice Mom.
Of course I have a come back.
“We won’t finish the book !” Horrors. I know I sounded indignant and not rightfully so. Since when did I care if we finished the book? That’s not what came out of my mouth though, what came out sounded more like I am intent on finishing the book, have to finish the book or my children won’t learn all those interesting things about how to put sentences together.
I must be suffering from some home school Mom syndrome that’s yet to be named. I thought my middle name had been changed from Marie to flexible, guess not.